Have you ever heard of the Diagram Prize for the Oddest Book?  Me either but the British are cuckoo about it.  The prize is given to the strangest, most bizarre, say what? title of the year.  This year’s winner was If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs, which bested Cheese Problems Solved and I Was Tortured by a Pygmy Love Queen.

 The Bookseller sponsors the award and is holding a public vote for the oddest book title of the past 30 years, much like the Booker did just recently.  Right now I would cast my vote for Living with Crazy Buttocks.